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Coreybear -> Giggles or two? (7/21/2008 4:31:50 PM)
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First - Time Mugger
These are the top 10 signs you are being mugged by a first-time mugger:
10. After taking your money, asks if you want a receipt.
9. In addition to wearing a ski mask has skis and poles.
8. Ask you to hold his gun while he, or she, puts on some Chapstick.
7. When done, he (or she) says, "Wow! That was fun, now YOU mug ME."
6. You are a policeman in full uniform, standing right in front of the station house, surrounded by fellow officers carrying assault rifles.
5. When you yell, "STOP thief!" ... he, or she, does.
4. Accepts IOUs ... and phone cards!
3. Tells you he, or she, would not be doing this if Seinfeld had not been cancelled.
2. He, or she, keeps saying, "You understand I'm doing this for the baby and Britney."
And the Number ONE sign you've been mugged by a first-time mugger ...
1. During police line-up he, or she, waves to you and shouts, "Remember me?"
Ha Ha ... Oy vey!
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