Coreybear
Posts: 1625
Joined: 7/6/2002
From: Never Never LA LA Land
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Way back in the year 1973, an Adult General Admission Ticket for the Magic Kingdom at Dizzie Whirl cost a whopping $4.50. Children, under the age of 65, and wearing purple feather boas were admitted into the Magic Kingdom for FREE. Doggies, kitties, birdies, mousies, monkeys, and giraffes were also admitted into the Magic Kingdom at NO charge, but they had to first sign a document, and swear on a stack of DOLE pineapple whips, that they would promise to have a jolly good time, and not be grumpy while standing in the long lines for attractions, food services, shows, character meets and greets, and/or the monorail headed for Puerto Rico, via all points between and beyond. I just now placed my order for a 6 foot long purple Turkey Feather Boa with emerald twinklies on it. I have complete and total faith in those main gate admission CMs, that once they take an adoring glance of me, all dolled up in my purple feathers, that they will gladly welcome me into the Magic Kingdom for FREE, at NO extra charge, with "All-I-Can-Pig-Out" added on for churros, turkey legs, and purple-emerald green popcorns throughout my entirely magical adventure in the Dizzying Whirling park .....
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Giggles,Wiggles, Warm Fuzzies, Love Blessings & Merriments! Coreybear Faerie Bear Divine of the Universe
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